DMV COMMANDMENTS
01 THOU SHALT
Make every effort to decorate/create/conjure your golf cart, truck, limo, etc.
2 THOU
SHALT NOT
Steal, commandeer or ‘borrow’ any official form of transportation. Theft or destruction of any vehicle will not be tolerated – we reserve the right to eject anyone caught acting in this way.
3 THOU
SHALT NOT
Try to get on, impede, or stop a moving art car, Mutant Vehicle, plane, balloon, helicopter or
any other flying or driving device.
4 THOU SHALT
Dance around, wave your arms, and ask politely to get onto a passing Mutant Vehicle:
Once the Mutant Vehicle has come to a complete stop,
(if needed) ask for assistance or hop on the vehicle in a safe, appropriate manner (remember: be sure to thank the driver).
If the Mutant Vehicle does not stop for whatever reason, do not attempt to run down, jump on, hog- tie, and/or bitch at the vehicle or driver.
05 THERE IS NO
RULE 5
Proceed to Rule 6, do not collect R200. Stay outta jail. Pour yourself a beer. Take a deep breath. Be nice to small animals and remember to call your mother from time to time.
And for crying out loud, stop worrying about your weight. You’re beauti-
ful just the way you are. Right. Where were we? Oh yes…keep reading, you’re nearly done!
06 THOU
SHALT NOT
Attempt to get on nor attempt to get off a moving Mutant Vehicle (in case you never got that the first time).
07 THOU
SHALT NOT
Hijack, hoodwink,
harass or harangue the driver whilst they are in command and control of the Mutant Vehicle.
08 THOU
SHALT NOT
Operate any Mutant Vehicle and/or its artistic additions without permission of its owner(s)/operator(s) including the firing
of cannons, potato cannons, sawdust cannons, use of attractive body parts of vehicle occupants, sounds and light systems, etc…
09 THOU
SHALT
Have a good time (like you need telling)..
10 THOU
SHALT
Help look out for the safety of your fellow freaks, aliens, and
even passersby at all times - even if they’re ex-girlfriends who have recently slept with your father.
11 THOU
SHALT
Report any safety issues, violations, and/ or problems to Rangers and DMV immediately.
12 THOU
SHALT
Have a registered Mutant Vehicle driver, who will be required to wear a laminate provided by your sexy DMV on registration, in addition to their driver’s wristband.
13 ALL MUTANT VEHICLES
Should have an all-purpose (Dry Chemical Powder) fire extinguisher and a comprehensive first-aid kit.
14 ALL
MUTANT VEHICLES TOWING TRAILERS
MUST HAVE CONDUCTERS AND WALKERS
If your MV is found without, it will be stopped until you have the crew to fulfill this requirement.
15 PLEASE DO
NOT LEAVE
YOUR VEHICLE BEHIND
If it’s broken down, please head to Off-Centre Camp and enquire about how you can contact the landowners.
DMV COMMANDMENTS