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Make every effort to decorate/create/conjure your golf cart, truck, limo, etc.
Make every effort to decorate/create/conjure your golf cart, truck, limo, etc.


2 THOU
2 THOU SHALT NOT


SHALT NOT
Steal, commandeer or ‘borrow’ any official form of transportation.


Steal, commandeer or ‘borrow’ any official form of transportation. Theft or destruction of any vehicle will not be tolerated – we reserve the right to eject anyone caught acting in this way.
Theft or destruction of any vehicle will not be tolerated – we reserve the right to eject anyone caught acting in this way.


3 THOU
3 THOU SHALT NOT


SHALT NOT
Try to get on, impede, or stop a moving art car, Mutant Vehicle, plane, balloon, helicopter or any other flying or driving device.
 
Try to get on, impede, or stop a moving art car, Mutant Vehicle, plane, balloon, helicopter or
 
any other flying or driving device.


4 THOU SHALT
4 THOU SHALT
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If the Mutant Vehicle does not stop for whatever reason, do not attempt to run down, jump on, hog- tie, and/or bitch at the vehicle or driver.
If the Mutant Vehicle does not stop for whatever reason, do not attempt to run down, jump on, hog- tie, and/or bitch at the vehicle or driver.


05 THERE IS NO
05 THERE IS NO RULE 5
 
RULE 5


Proceed to Rule 6, do not collect R200. Stay outta jail. Pour yourself a beer. Take a deep breath. Be nice to small animals and remember to call your mother from time to time.
Proceed to Rule 6, do not collect R200. Stay outta jail. Pour yourself a beer. Take a deep breath. Be nice to small animals and remember to call your mother from time to time.


And for crying out loud, stop worrying about your weight. You’re beauti-
And for crying out loud, stop worrying about your weight. You’re beautiful just the way you are. Right. Where were we? Oh yes…keep reading, you’re nearly done!
 
ful just the way you are. Right. Where were we? Oh yes…keep reading, you’re nearly done!
 
06 THOU


SHALT NOT
06 THOU SHALT NOT


Attempt to get on nor attempt to get off a moving Mutant Vehicle (in case you never got that the first time).
Attempt to get on nor attempt to get off a moving Mutant Vehicle (in case you never got that the first time).


07 THOU
07 THOU SHALT NOT
 
SHALT NOT


Hijack, hoodwink,
Hijack, hoodwink, harass or harangue the driver whilst they are in command and control of the Mutant Vehicle.


harass or harangue the driver whilst they are in command and control of the Mutant Vehicle.
08 THOU SHALT NOT


08 THOU
Operate any Mutant Vehicle and/or its artistic additions without permission of its owner(s)/operator(s) including the firing of cannons, potato cannons, sawdust cannons, use of attractive body parts of vehicle occupants, sounds and light systems, etc…


SHALT NOT
09 THOU SHALT
 
Operate any Mutant Vehicle and/or its artistic additions without permission of its owner(s)/operator(s) including the firing
 
of cannons, potato cannons, sawdust cannons, use of attractive body parts of vehicle occupants, sounds and light systems, etc…
 
09 THOU
 
SHALT


Have a good time (like you need telling)..
Have a good time (like you need telling)..


10 THOU
10 THOU SHALT


SHALT
Help look out for the safety of your fellow freaks, aliens, and even passersby at all times - even if they’re ex-girlfriends who have recently slept with your father.


Help look out for the safety of your fellow freaks, aliens, and
11 THOU SHALT
 
even passersby at all times - even if they’re ex-girlfriends who have recently slept with your father.
 
11 THOU
 
SHALT


Report any safety issues, violations, and/ or problems to Rangers and DMV immediately.
Report any safety issues, violations, and/ or problems to Rangers and DMV immediately.


12 THOU
12 THOU SHALT
 
SHALT


Have a registered Mutant Vehicle driver, who will be required to wear a laminate provided by your sexy DMV on registration, in addition to their driver’s wristband.
Have a registered Mutant Vehicle driver, who will be required to wear a laminate provided by your sexy DMV on registration, in addition to their driver’s wristband.
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Should have an all-purpose (Dry Chemical Powder) fire extinguisher and a comprehensive first-aid kit.
Should have an all-purpose (Dry Chemical Powder) fire extinguisher and a comprehensive first-aid kit.


14 ALL
14 ALL MUTANT VEHICLES TOWING TRAILERS MUST HAVE CONDUCTERS AND WALKERS
 
MUTANT VEHICLES TOWING TRAILERS
 
MUST HAVE CONDUCTERS AND WALKERS


If your MV is found without, it will be stopped until you have the crew to fulfill this requirement.
If your MV is found without, it will be stopped until you have the crew to fulfill this requirement.


15 PLEASE DO
15 PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE YOUR VEHICLE BEHIND


NOT LEAVE
If it’s broken down, please head to Off-Centre Camp and enquire about how you can contact the landowners.
 
YOUR VEHICLE BEHIND


If it’s broken down, please head to Off-Centre Camp and enquire about how you can contact the landowners.


DMV COMMANDMENTS
[https://www.afrikaburn.com/the-event/participation/mutant-vehicles Mutant Vehicles]

Revision as of 09:26, 5 September 2021

01 THOU SHALT

Make every effort to decorate/create/conjure your golf cart, truck, limo, etc.

2 THOU SHALT NOT

Steal, commandeer or ‘borrow’ any official form of transportation.

Theft or destruction of any vehicle will not be tolerated – we reserve the right to eject anyone caught acting in this way.

3 THOU SHALT NOT

Try to get on, impede, or stop a moving art car, Mutant Vehicle, plane, balloon, helicopter or any other flying or driving device.

4 THOU SHALT

Dance around, wave your arms, and ask politely to get onto a passing Mutant Vehicle:

Once the Mutant Vehicle has come to a complete stop,

(if needed) ask for assistance or hop on the vehicle in a safe, appropriate manner (remember: be sure to thank the driver).

If the Mutant Vehicle does not stop for whatever reason, do not attempt to run down, jump on, hog- tie, and/or bitch at the vehicle or driver.

05 THERE IS NO RULE 5

Proceed to Rule 6, do not collect R200. Stay outta jail. Pour yourself a beer. Take a deep breath. Be nice to small animals and remember to call your mother from time to time.

And for crying out loud, stop worrying about your weight. You’re beautiful just the way you are. Right. Where were we? Oh yes…keep reading, you’re nearly done!

06 THOU SHALT NOT

Attempt to get on nor attempt to get off a moving Mutant Vehicle (in case you never got that the first time).

07 THOU SHALT NOT

Hijack, hoodwink, harass or harangue the driver whilst they are in command and control of the Mutant Vehicle.

08 THOU SHALT NOT

Operate any Mutant Vehicle and/or its artistic additions without permission of its owner(s)/operator(s) including the firing of cannons, potato cannons, sawdust cannons, use of attractive body parts of vehicle occupants, sounds and light systems, etc…

09 THOU SHALT

Have a good time (like you need telling)..

10 THOU SHALT

Help look out for the safety of your fellow freaks, aliens, and even passersby at all times - even if they’re ex-girlfriends who have recently slept with your father.

11 THOU SHALT

Report any safety issues, violations, and/ or problems to Rangers and DMV immediately.

12 THOU SHALT

Have a registered Mutant Vehicle driver, who will be required to wear a laminate provided by your sexy DMV on registration, in addition to their driver’s wristband.

13 ALL MUTANT VEHICLES

Should have an all-purpose (Dry Chemical Powder) fire extinguisher and a comprehensive first-aid kit.

14 ALL MUTANT VEHICLES TOWING TRAILERS MUST HAVE CONDUCTERS AND WALKERS

If your MV is found without, it will be stopped until you have the crew to fulfill this requirement.

15 PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE YOUR VEHICLE BEHIND

If it’s broken down, please head to Off-Centre Camp and enquire about how you can contact the landowners.


Mutant Vehicles